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may scream queen: miranda priestly, The devil wears prada edition

  • May 2
  • 2 min read


Miranda. F*cking. Priestly. The Devil Wears Prada. Absolute Goddess. Icon. Precisioned authority without sacrificing an ounce of femininity. 


She doesn’t raise her voice.

She doesn’t chase.

She doesn’t explain.

She decides.

 

What’s in. What’s out. What’s worth her time. And what isn’t.

 

She is not cold—she is precise. She is not harsh—she is discerning.

 

And the most important thing about her?

She never confuses access with intimacy

.Or attention with value.

 

In a world that rewards over giving, she remains unavailable to anything beneath her standard.

 

That’s her power.


Miranda reminds us that Taurus Season is not chaotic. It’s curated. This is the season of:

👠 Choosing quality over quantity

👠 Wanting consistency over intensity

👠 Letting things be simple—and still powerful


When in doubt this month, ask yourself:

What would Miranda do?

 


THE RITUAL: The Edit

This month isn’t about becoming magnetic. It’s about becoming selective. Let people rise… or fall. You are not here to manage perception.You are here to embody value.

 

Refine your standards—and then live by them.

  • Don’t respond immediately

  • Don’t overextend to prove you’re “easygoing”

  • Don’t fill silence with reassurance



You’ll need:

  • A journal

  • A pen

  • A quiet moment


Instructions:

  1. Write down what currently has access to you (people, habits, dynamics).

  2. Next to each one, ask: Does this meet me where I am now?

  3. Circle what feels aligned. Cross out what doesn’t.


Then say:

“I choose what chooses me—and I release the rest.”


No drama. No announcement.

Just adjustment ✂️


You are no longer building at random—you are curating a life the way one curates a high-end capsule wardrobe: intentionally, with no interest in excess and no tolerance for anything that doesn’t belong.

 

Refinement is the aesthetic and the standard. Quality is the only metric that matters.

 

Choose well-made energy.Choose consistency in presence.Choose what feels luxe- in all forms.

Keep only what belongs in the collection.

 

There is a quiet power in subtraction. In letting space remain empty until something worthy fills it.

 

Taste evolves. Standards rise. Identity refines itself. And you will notice:

the more selective you become, the more aligned everything feels.

 

Less effort. More elegance.Less noise. More clarity.Less trying. More knowing.

 

This is not about becoming someone new.

It is about living as someone who only surrounds herself with what reflects her value back correctly.

 

Confidence is currency.


When in doubt, WWMD?

 

"Don't be ridiculous. Everyone wants this. Everybody wants to be us".



Stay spooky,

Ashley xo

 
 
 

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